It’s hard to live the life of the sumo.
There’s so much sun, the days get hot, everyone wants to always fight you. And all day you just want to eat the food.
Man it’s hard being a sumo, if only people understood, inn’s always run out of food and there’s never enough wantons to satisfy you.
How these people treat their own kind. How indeed! They starve them and give them these shells to eat, with a bit of cheese never enough food to please.
This 10 year old girl in the bar who performed surgery. This girl only 80 pounds, can this be a miracle did I see?
So please, next time you see this poor sumo in the merchant wondering the streets, stop please, feed me, I plead.
When the sun was down, the day was cool, and the battles had been won, I came, I saw, I ate.
A poem from Su Hu, after the food ran out at the carrion crawler inn. :(